Jokes about cake brownies



Jokes about cake brownies in description

Jokes about cake brownies
Jokes about cake brownies, tells the story of Mr.John who are eager to buy a brownie cake, he then look for sellers brownies around his house. but unfortunately, Mr.John not find what he was looking for. no one sells brownies.



Jokes about cake brownies

Jokes about cake brownies, One day, Mr.John really want to eat cake brownies, therefore, he then toured around the house to find a seller brownies. then he walked to bread merchant at beside his home.

"Sir, there is cake brownies??'' said Mr.John.
"I'm sorry bro, here does not sell cake brownies, only bread"

the next day, Mr.John back to the bread merchant.
"Sir, do you sell cake brownies??" said Mr.John.
"No!"

The next day, Mr.John return to the baker.
"Sir, brownies already exist?"
'Nothing.!! Watch out! if tomorrow you're still asking for cake brownies, I hang you on that tree!'' snapped the salesman, showing that there is a mango tree on the side of the road.
Mr.John nodded as he looks like to think of something. But then the next day Mr.John come again.

"Sir, are you sell brick??"
“oh, good, it's really good,.. You have asked a different, but sorry, I am not selling bricks” said the baker.
“if cement,..is there?” said Mr.Jhon again.
“I am sorry,. Buts it’s no there”
“Ohh,…  what about BROWNIES!!?? Mr.John shouted as he ran.
"Arrrrggghhhh!!! you are crazy!!! the baker shouted, throwing his bread cart toward Mr.John.

Hahahahah,.. just kiding  ^_^, welcome to jokes menu, and thanks to visit my blog.

Funny jokes about me in the public transportation



Funny jokes about me in the public transportation in description 


Funny jokes about me in the public transportation, This is a story written by me that was really funny, this tale happened happened in full public transportation passengers. exciting is because the passengers are all women, except me. and funny stories were at the start.

Funny jokes about me in the public transportation


Funny jokes about me in the public transportation
Funny jokes about me in the public transportation, the story, one day my BMW car which is worth 500 million, was heavily damaged and had to be into the workshop (sorry I'm not cocky, just being lied to) so I had to go to the office to ride public transportation. Fortunately the passengers in public transportation was all women except me.

on the way, after a few minutes, my stomach suddenly felt very sick, nauseous and want to fart. I tried everything I could hold with a vengeance. but what is not up to the buttocks. thankfully happened to music in the sound pretty loud in the public transportation

Fortunately the music DJ music, so roughly sound like fart "buum, .. dysss, buum .., .. dytz ..." yes, so there is a chance, I blow up loud fart just as his music being toned. Tuuuuuttttttt, .... fortunately the music pretty loud, so you can drown out the sound of my fart sanagt feels hard, because my ass was vibrating.
but the smell still can not be hidden, all passengers on public transportation (girl-girl's) they nose shut, simultaneously glancing at me. what!? why do they look at me? they know that I am a fart? UPSs, .. not possible, the music sound was so loud, maybe they glanced at me because I'm handsome. so I thought to myself.

yes, .. and finally I reached the destination, after I get off of public transportation, they still looked at me with a sneer.

ouhh, .. jerk!! turns out I just realized, if it turns out I use a headset to hear music!!

Hahahahaha,.. true LOL

enough so, Funny jokes about me in the public transportation this time. I'm very glad you've read my writing. come again another chance to read the latest jokes in my beloved blog.

Funny jokes Mating with Caucasians



Funny jokes Mating with Caucasians in description

 
Funny jokes Mating with Caucasians, The story of the marriage between two people of different citizens of different countries and languages​​. her husband came from America, while his wife came from india, the wife did not understand the English language. because of this, often humorous events in their lives.



Funny jokes Mating with Caucasians


Funny jokes Mating with Caucasians
Funny jokes Mating with Caucasians, Let's call her Miss Kirana. he is one lucky girl india, who married a rich man from America. She later joined her husband in America. But then the problem arises because Kirana not know the American English language.

One day Kirana go to the market to buy beef leg, because he could not speak English, Kirana lifting skirt and showing her thigh to the meat traders. Lucky, meat traders understand the intent Kirana, and giving Kirana beef leg meat. 

The next day, Kirana longer wish to market to buy chicken breasts, then he spontaneously opened her shirt and showed her chest to the meat traders. the trader can understand and provide meat chicken breast to the kirana.

The day after,….  Kirana want to buy a banana, and then invited her husband to the market. And do you know what happened?? Hmm, ...

oh,.. please, you do not think weird!!!
her husband can speak english.
Hehehehehe ....

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